Black Knight T-Shirt 'Tis but a scratch Monty Python

The Black Knight treated reality like it was merely a strongly worded suggestion. After losing one arm, he puffed out his chest and declared, "'Tis but a scratch," as though the missing limb had simply wandered off for fresh air. Another arm disappeared, then a leg, then the other, yet his confidence remained untouched. By the end, he looked less like a fearsome warrior and more like an aggressively optimistic collection of leftovers, still insisting he was winning and offering to continue the fight. If determination alone decided battles, he'd have conquered the kingdom several amputations earlier.