Dr. Who Dalek T-Shirt Resistance is futile

Imagine a Dalek trying to blend into everyday human life: rolling into Starbucks, shouting “EXFOLIATE!” instead of “EXTERMINATE!” while aggressively scrubbing the foam off its soy latte. It keeps trying to conquer the Wi-Fi network, argues with the self-checkout about whether it counts as “partial organic matter,” and can’t understand why humans won’t obey its Google Calendar invites. Somewhere in the background, the Doctor just sighs, sipping tea, wondering how on Earth (and Skaro) this became his Tuesday. Resistance is futile!!