Funny T-Shirt Drum Solo?

“Did I hear someone yell drum solo?” is the kind of question that instantly causes every drummer within a five-mile radius to sit up straight and start twirling sticks. The crowd may have only been asking where the restroom was, but once those two magical words are spoken, there’s no turning back. Suddenly, the drummer launches into a ten-minute performance featuring enough cymbal crashes to alarm local wildlife, while the rest of the band quietly wonders if they should order dinner and wait it out. By the time the solo ends, nobody remembers the original song, but everyone agrees that something very loud and probably historic just happened.