Snake Plissken—badass extraordinaire, ex-soldier, and the only guy who could rock an eye patch like it’s part of a fashion revolution. This man once walked into a dystopian Manhattan turned maximum-security prison, chewed gum for 15 seconds, and decided he was over it. Snake doesn’t care about the law, authority, or whether his mullet is still relevant in 2024. He’s the kind of guy who’d escape from New York, fly a glider into the city’s wreckage, and then complain that the real crime is how hard it is to find a decent coffee in the apocalypse.