Frank Zappa T-Shirt Music is the only religion

If Frank Zappa was right that "Music is the only religion that delivers the goods," then my place of worship is the concert hall, my hymns are played at full volume, and my confession is admitting I know every word to songs I claim I don't like. The choir is anyone singing off-key in the car, the collection plate is my streaming subscription, and miracles happen every time a terrible day is fixed by one perfect song. No dress code, no sermons—just the universal belief that the bass should be a little louder.

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods. Franks Zappa wise words printed on a T-Shirt. What more could you ask for?