Funny Cat T-Shirt F#ck my lives

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Cats must have nine lives because they spend every single one making questionable decisions. They'll leap off the highest shelf in the house, squeeze into a box three sizes too small, and sprint through the living room at full speed for absolutely no reason. Somehow, they always land on their feet and act as if they meant to do it. If a human tried half the stunts a cat pulls before breakfast, we'd probably need a trip to the emergency room. Maybe cats really do have nine lives—or maybe they're just tiny, furry superheroes who refuse to admit when they've made a mistake.