Funny T-Shirt Dirty Deeds AC/DC

Due to rising costs, Dirty Deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap. Inflation has hit the villain industry hard, and prices for mysterious late-night jobs, dramatic revenge plots, and suspicious shovel rentals have all skyrocketed. Effective immediately, Dirty Deeds will be done at market rates, plus taxes, fuel surcharges, and a small "evil administration fee." We apologize for any inconvenience, but even mischief has a budget these days.