Funny T-Shirt Highway to Hell Stairway to Heaven

It's always seemed suspicious that it's a Highway to Hell but only a Stairway to Heaven. Apparently, getting into trouble has multiple lanes, no speed limit, and plenty of exits, while doing the right thing requires climbing one step at a time with no elevator in sight. Somewhere there's probably a construction sign that reads, "Heavenly escalator temporarily out of service." So if you find yourself cruising down the highway a little too fast, don't worry—you can always turn around and start looking for the stairs. Just be ready for a lot more exercise.