Funny T-Shirt I saw that. - karma

Karma is like the universe’s most sarcastic customer service department: it never answers immediately, offers no tracking number, and somehow delivers consequences at the exact moment you’ve forgotten you ordered them. Cut in line today, and next week you’ll be trapped behind someone paying for a single banana with seventeen different gift cards. Laugh at your friend for losing their keys, and suddenly your keys will achieve enlightenment and disappear into another dimension. Karma doesn’t sprint; it strolls in wearing sunglasses, carrying a clipboard, and waiting for the perfect comedic timing. Its favorite hobby is letting you feel completely safe before gently reminding you that the universe has, in fact, been taking notes the whole time.