Funny T-Shirt I want to leave The X Files parody

The X-Files is basically what happens when one guy believes everything and his partner believes nothing, and somehow they still go to work together every day. Fox Mulder is out here chasing aliens, conspiracies, and spooky lights in the sky like it’s his full-time hobby (which it is), while Dana Scully is standing there with a flashlight and a medical degree, calmly trying to explain that maybe—just maybe—it’s not extraterrestrials this time. Meanwhile, the evidence is always just blurry enough to prove absolutely nothing, and yet Mulder’s like, “This confirms everything.” Honestly, it’s less a crime show and more a weekly argument between vibes and science.