Funny T-Shirt I'm here, I'm awake. Don't push it.

"I'm here, I'm awake, don't push it" is the perfect warning label for anyone operating before their morning coffee. Yes, I'm technically conscious, but that's where the accomplishments end. Ask me to smile? Maybe. Ask me to solve a problem? Bold of you. Ask me to attend another meeting? Now you're just being unreasonable. I'm doing my best to exist without accidentally putting my phone in the fridge, so let's all keep our expectations at a safe and responsible level.