My therapist knows about you. In fact, I’m pretty sure you’re the main character in her case studies now. Every session begins with her asking, "So, any updates on that friend?" I can see the curiosity in her eyes as she prepares for another round of your antics, as if she’s binge-watching a reality show she can’t quit. Whether it's your bizarre hobbies, your unexpected philosophical rants, or the way you somehow always find the most chaotic solutions to the simplest problems, you’ve become her favorite subject—and let’s be honest, probably a source of entertainment.