Funny T-Shirt NEVER make eye contact while eating a banana

Never make eye contact while eating a banana—it’s one of those unspoken social rules that exists purely to protect everyone’s comfort and dignity. The moment eye contact happens, time slows down, things get awkward, and suddenly you’re both pretending to be very interested in literally anything else. You start questioning your life choices, your snack selection, and whether you should’ve just gone with a biscuit instead. It’s not about the banana—it’s about survival.