Funny T-Shirt NOT A HUGGER

Not a hugger. Please respect my personal space bubble, which is currently protected by an invisible force field and a mildly annoyed facial expression. I care about you, I just prefer to show it from a safe distance where nobody's arms are unexpectedly involved. Think of me as emotionally available with limited physical contact options—like a customer service desk that is open, but the hugs are permanently out of stock.