Funny T-Shirt PEOPLE not a fan.....

I’m not a fan of people—not in a dramatic way, just in a “limited seating, exclusive event, and most of you didn’t make the guest list” kind of way. It’s nothing personal… okay, sometimes it is, but mostly it’s just that people are loud, confusing, and always asking questions like I work in customer service. I prefer animals—they don’t small talk, they don’t judge your life choices (out loud), and they never say “we need to talk.” Honestly, being around people too long feels like leaving too many tabs open in your brain—eventually everything just starts freezing.