"You know it’s the same shit, different day when your calendar's motivational quotes are just reruns of last year’s pep talks. 'Today is a new beginning!' it says, but your to-do list looks suspiciously like yesterday’s. If Groundhog Day had a sequel, it’d be starring me in my pajamas, holding the same cup of lukewarm coffee, and desperately Googling how to make adulting less monotonous."