Funny T-Shirt The Universe is made of Morons

People say the universe is made of neutrons, protons, and electrons. That sounds impressive, but anyone who's spent five minutes on the internet knows there's a fourth ingredient: morons. They seem to appear everywhere, somehow defying the laws of probability and common sense. While neutrons, protons, and electrons hold atoms together, morons hold up the line at the grocery store, argue with GPS directions, and confidently explain things they just learned five seconds ago. Scientists haven't officially added them to the periodic table yet, but they're definitely the most common element in everyday life.