Funny T-Shirt TURTLEY AWESOME

Turtles are basically nature’s tiny armored tanks, except instead of charging into battle they spend most of their time looking mildly confused and judging everyone’s life choices. They carry their houses everywhere, making them the original remote workers, and somehow manage to survive for decades while moving at a speed that suggests they have absolutely nowhere to be. A turtle can spend ten minutes crossing a sidewalk and still radiate the confidence of someone who owns the sidewalk. With their permanent poker faces, built-in helmets, and commitment to a lifestyle that can only be described as “unbothered,” turtles have quietly mastered the art of winning at life by doing less. If there were an Olympics for relaxation, turtles would arrive three weeks late and still take gold.

TURTLEY AWESOME t shirt is one for the tortoise nerd. 

Turtles? Tortoise? Potato? Potato? They are both Awesome. Slow moving under achievers. The stoners of the reptile world. Chilled and in no hurry, we could learn a lot from our shelled back friends. Turtles are awesome, TURTLEY AWESOME! Wear the t shirt!