Flight Of The Conchords T-Shirt It's Business Time

On a Tuesday night, after an evening spent discussing obscure band dynamics, making awkward small talk, and eating too much hummus, two weary musicians finally exchange a knowing glance. The lamps are dim, the socks are mostly off, and somewhere in the distance a funky bass line begins to play. Suddenly, one of them checks his watch and announces with absolute seriousness that it’s “business time.” What follows is less a tale of wild passion and more a meticulously scheduled corporate merger, complete with negotiations, performance reviews, and a level of enthusiasm usually reserved for filing tax returns. In true Flight of the Conchords fashion, the romance is hilariously undercut by deadpan confidence, making “business time” sound like the least sexy and somehow most memorable phrase ever committed to song.