In a surprising turn of events, rock legend Keith Richards announced his candidacy for President of the United States. His campaign slogan, "Rock the Vote," quickly gained traction as fans across the nation rallied behind him. With his guitar in hand, Richards promised to bring SEX, DRUGS and ROCK "n" ROLL to the White House. During debates, his sharp wit and unconventional ideas left opponents speechless and the voters cheering. Against all odds, Keith Richards won the election, proving that sometimes, all it takes is a little rock 'n' roll to change the world.