Keith Richards for President T-Shirt

If age, experience, and sheer survival were the qualifications for public office, then Keith Richards would be a landslide candidate for president. The man has outlasted musical trends, political eras, and enough rumors to fill a library, all while looking like he personally negotiated peace treaties with time itself. His campaign slogan could be, "I've seen worse," and nobody would doubt it. World leaders would arrive at meetings with briefing books; Keith would arrive with a guitar, a grin, and somehow leave with everyone agreeing. Whether or not he'd solve any national problems is debatable, but if resilience is leadership, then Keith Richards has already served about six terms.