Osama Bin Laden T-Shirt Hide and Seek World Champion

If there were a completely fictional and highly inappropriate Hide-and-Seek World Championship, Osama bin Laden would be the contestant everyone complained about because he took the game way too seriously. While other players were hiding behind couches and curtains, he'd somehow vanish into the most remote corner of the map, forcing everyone else to spend years arguing over the rules. The judges would eventually disqualify him for confusing a children's party game with an international manhunt, proving that being hard to find is not the same thing as being a good sport.