Loading... Please wait...Lurch from The Addams Family is what happens when a haunted grandfather clock somehow becomes a butler. Towering over everyone with the energy of a sleep-deprived zombie who’s worked customer service for 400 years, Lurch communicates mostly through groans, slow stares, and the occasional deeply dramatic “You rang?” Despite looking like he could carry a coffin with one hand while summoning thunderstorms with the other, he’s oddly polite and probably the most emotionally stable member of the entire Addams household. Honestly, Lurch feels less like a servant and more like a supernatural employee who has seen things so horrifying that nothing surprises him anymore — not even Wednesday.