Tom Waits T-Shirt God is drunk

Tom Waits has the kind of voice that sounds like a gravel driveway arguing with a broken saxophone at 2 a.m., so when he says, “There ain’t no devil, it’s just God when he’s drunk,” you somehow believe him immediately. It’s the perfect Tom Waits line: half philosophy, half bar fight, and fully delivered like he just discovered the meaning of life at the bottom of a whiskey glass in a haunted diner. The quote feels less like something written and more like something that escaped from an ashtray during a thunderstorm.